kalany:

Dear followers,

  • have you eaten today?

  • did you take any meds you need?

  • how about hydration?

  • maybe a nap if you need one

  • you are awesome

  • keep it up

i swear i get uglier everyday

bakedly:

Your butt is nice but it would be nicer if it was on my lap

wanchorss:

in4viate:

i have the sex appeal of a walrus.

imagemm gurl 

communistbakery:

THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! it’s a hammer, you call yourselves carpenters??? I asked for a drill how am I supposed to get this screw out