ravenclawssaywhat:

this-is-horrorwood:

hey-how-ya-doing:

oomshi:

do i have a crush on you or am i just lonely

do i like you or do i like that you like me

do I like you or do I like the idea of you

do i want to be in a relationship or do i just want to prove that i’m worthy of one

witchomo:

"I’m not gay…"

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"But I am bi"

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Reblog if you dont shave your legs everyday.

jointheyoutubefamily:

cornergremlin:

my-herbal-journey:

I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.

my hair doesn’t grow quick enough to shave my legs every day, it would also destroy my skin

Haha I hardly care enough to shave THAT often. Do people actually DO that?!

alt-j:

why is James spelled with an s. why is it plural. more than 1 Jame. how many James.

Careful, honey, it’s loaded,” he said, reentering the bedroom.

Her back rested against the headboard. “This for your wife?”

“No. Too chancy. I’m hiring a professional.”

“How about me?”

He smirked. “Cute. But who’d be dumb enough to hire a lady hit man?”

She wet her lips, sighting along the barrel.

“Your wife.


- "Bedtime Story", Jeffrey Whitmore (via talesofnorth)